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Trailer Park: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' Shot-By-Shot Breakdown

The teaser trailer is out for the new Twilight film, Eclipse, and here's the shot-by-shot breakdown:

0:12: Edward professes: "Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment forever." Though he's been around over a century, he still has some issues with redundant grammar.

0:23: Dakota Fanning alert! Looking forward to seeing her unleash some more of that whup-ass of pain.

0:44: Jacob professes to Bella: "I'm in love with you." This scene has less heat than a polar ice cap.

1:09: Victoria has found them. She turns her red-tressed head, and... THAT IS NOT VICTORIA. That is presumably Bryce Dallas Howard, who replaced Rachelle Lefevre from the first two films, however, it doesn't really look like Bryce either. Ruh-oh.

1:19: Gratuitous Taylor Lautner shirtless shot. Must be hot up on the mountain? Clearly aimed at creating shrieks in the theater.

1:20: Another Jacob declaration of love: "I'm gonna fight for you... until your heart stops beating." Does this mean he's going to try and win her over until she's turned into a vampire, thereby he won't want her anymore, or until she's dead, in which case there's kinda no point 'cause she's dead?

Watch the trailer here; what do you think? --Ellen

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Nice wrap-up, Ellen! But you know no one will complain about gratuitous shirtless shots, all shrieks aside. Scary Victoria, though!

"Does this mean he's going to try and win her over until she's turned into a vampire, thereby he won't want her anymore, or until she's dead, in which case there's kinda no point 'cause she's dead?"

Spoiler Alert:

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I love this entire series. Started with the 4 books and now i can't wait for the third movie. Apparently it's already done and we'll get to see it next year?

Nice wrap-up, Ellen! But you know no one will complain about gratuitous shirtless shots, all shrieks aside. Scary Victoria, though!

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1:20: Another Jacob declaration of love: "I'm gonna fight for you... until your heart stops beating." Does this mean he's going to try and win her over until she's turned into a vampire,

Apparently it's already done and we'll get to see it next year?

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